Let’s start with a tangent. So how many times a day do you think Stephenie needs to spell her name. No, it’s not quite in the league of Tiffani and Cate, but sheesh, the strange need to change letters in otherwise spellable names needs to stop! Tangent ended.

Twilight Not to sound even more judgmental and snobbish than I usually am (see above tangent), but I am one of those people who deplore the state of American readers. God bless Harry Potter. I read the first book and love the movies, but if all you’ve read in the past year is Harry, the Golden Compass and Twilight, I’m probably going to downgrade you as reader. Not as a person, take note. But only as a reader. That said, the overwhelming success of the Twilight series — especially among ADULTS — was offputting. (I mean, come on. Even Oprah puts non-young-adult books on her list. You’d think women would read “The Road” or “Grapes of Wrath.” Even if I hate the fact that she put her O stickers on Steinbeck and McCarthy.)

However, I was very, very surprised that I liked Twilight. Trite and formulaic? Yes. Catering to the yearning teenaged girl in all of us? Yes. But did it make me want to fall in love with a vampire? Hell yes.

Even being the book snob that I am, sometimes it’s so fun just to reconnect to the joy of reading, where you can’t wait to see what happens next. Throughout my childhood and into the teens, I was the kind of person who could hole up and read an entire book in one day, and this was one of those. If I had a whole day without work and obligations anymore, of course. As is, it took me three. But the joy? It was there and I relished it.

I’ll admit, the culminating drama at the end was a little unbelievable and forced. The narrative climax was a bit hit-you-over-the-head and please-please-suspend-your disbelief. But the relationship between the main characters is cute and engaging — even if it contains more than a bit of the of wishful thinking that every girl indulges in.

Like Harry Potter, I’m very glad I read the first one. I don’t know if I will continue into the second, but I suspect my romantic tendancies will trump my literary sensibilties and I will. Of course, I will be disappointed if I never find out what a real relationship (you know, IT) is like between a vampire and a mortal. But it’s a young-adult book, so I’ve resigned myself to the thought that I’ll never know. Perhaps they can make an adult version for that part? Here’s hoping.

Rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars – Book club vacation reading