I’m getting way behind on my book reviews — four novels piled up finished, waiting for my final thoughts — and it’s not just that I’m busy. It’s this book, The Broom of the System, that’s holding me back in part. Why? Because I’m not quite sure I’ll explain it right, to do it justice. Because it’s a ME book, one that suits my taste in literature and even my sense of humor perfectly, one of those books that you can almost hear being read aloud in your head and the voice is your friend, someone that completely understands you.
I’m going to note right now that this is me, and a lot of readers — I’ve heard — think David Foster Wallace is overly intellectual, incredibly dense and even unreadable. So be it for those readers. But if the worlds that Wallace creates were real, as real as they feel to me, it’s a place I would certainly visit, fit right in. Those other readers just don’t have to come.
Case in point, let’s talk about Weight Watchers. Picture a very large fat man sitting at a restaurant table explaining why he’s trying to get even fatter in an attempt to swell to the size of the universe, not an atom to spare. Watch your fingers, he’s hungry!
We each need a full universe. Weight Watchers and their allies would have us systematically decrease the Self-component of the universe, so that the great Other-set will be physically attracted to the now more physically attractive Self, and rush in to fill the void caused by that diminution of Self.
Yes, you can read it twice. There’s no shame in that.
Oh the fat man? He’s joined by a colorful cast of weirdos and nutcases. A woman whose body temperature won’t regulate itself, so has to be in a room that’s 98 degrees. Patients strapped in chairs that move along an electronic track at a psychiatrist’s office. A talking, cursing parrot. A one-legged druggie who keeps his stash in his prosthetic. There’s a manmade black-sand desert in the Midwest. A group of escaped senior citizens may or may not be trying to take down a baby food company. You get the point. This is crazy stuff. And crazy stuff brilliantly written.
For instance, character Rick Vigorous describes an emotional (Lolita-esque) memory of riding in the car with his neighbor’s teenage daughter, who he has a little crush on.
In the passenger window beside her were reflected at an angle the images of the oncoming cars and trucks, and there was her image, there, too, waiting; and the cars and trucks bore down in the window and emptied head-on into her reflection, were swallowed and exploded, and out the back of her reflection into my sleepy face came fragments of lights, the street made pale, and a wash of scent.
Yes the scent really came off her head, not off images exploding into light in glass; I am not a complete shitty fool.
Ha! You see that, what he did there? Went off on a flight of fancy and then cut it back to earth. I hope I’m not the only one who has read this book that laughed.
Obviously, I think this is a fantastic book and I loved pretty much every minute, feeling a little sad when I reached the end. But just like his more famous novel Infinite Jest, it’s one I’ll treasure for a long time. Jest is probably better in the big scheme of things, but Broom is shorter and less menacing for certain for readers who’ve never attempted Wallace.
Believe me, from the bottom of my heart which beats faster for this man, David Foster Wallace was an amazingly gifted author with a unique, agile and playful mind. I won’t go further into his death, because it truly saddens me, except to say that even if he’s gone, I’m glad he existed. When someone reaches that far inside your head and seems to truly understand you, perhaps even to share a lot of your major personality traits, it’s a really moving experience.
Sniff. Blub. Seriously. I love him this much.
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars – Buy the hardcover